I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt omaha centered against a golden-yellow sun

centered against a golden-yellow sun circle and a golden-yellow outline of the state of Florida

which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral

reading "SAVE THE NECK FOR ME CLARK

" with selective capitalization on key words

Inspired by Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt omaha centered against a golden-yellow sunCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved