Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Blue cursive script reads "Johnny

Blue cursive script reads "Johnny Unitas'" above a horseshoe enclosing a bowling pin and ball

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a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a tall multi-story building in muted green

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Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Blue cursive script reads "JohnnyTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &