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Putting it on a shooting star just makes the creed official

Geography class never prepared anyone for this particular landmark

" White block text reads "TUTORING SERVICE" followed by red text reading "ALL AGES WELCOME

but places like the Sea Lion fed you the whole Pacific horizon

being insufferable at parties

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