Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt 80s flanked by green serial numbers

flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS

Bold white sans-serif text reads "I like eating my family and my friends

surrounded by white text reading "HOT PASTRAMI

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

A high-contrast posterized portrait of Ben Richards in white ink with red splatter accents across the face fills the center

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt 80s flanked by green serial numbersJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading