CHOAM - Dune - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A stencil-style portrait of Cordell

A stencil-style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits centered within a white baseball with red stitching

" Apparently hair dye is the last socially acceptable form of conversion therapy

and yellow lava flames

Cosmic horror meets Little League coaching

I'M LISTENING TO REASON

CHOAM - Dune - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A stencil-style portrait of CordellRunning the spice trade through a bureaucracy so ancient it makes your HR department look like a garage startup. CHOAM proves the real Kwisatz Haderach is quarterly earnings. Inspired by Dune. The Details: A red semicircle rests above a white circle containing a spire shape, flanked by white text reading "UNIVERSAL" and "DEVELOPMENT." Large white geometric letterforms spell "CHOAM" with crescent and angular shapes integrated into the typography.