The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Cursive golden-yellow script reads "San

Cursive golden-yellow script reads "San Dimas" beneath the mountain

Arched navy block text reads "WILMINGTON" above "ESTD" and "1896" flanking a distressed cartoon peach mascot with orange-peach skin

Hat Creek Cattle Company's sign tells you everything about Gus McCrae's management priorities

White text reads "ESTD" and "1985" flanking a minimalist white line drawing of a charging bull in abstract curved strokes

Pink outlined letters below read "RECORDS & DISCS

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Cursive golden-yellow script reads "SanCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie