Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL wire-frame glasses

wire-frame glasses

Inspired by Karate Kid

and white depicts Lucky Day

scattered white dots

Asking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL wire-frame glassesParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming