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" above a glossy pharmaceutical-style capsule split into light blue and golden-yellow halves

with heavy weathered grunge texture throughout all text

Perfect for anyone who loves a mix of festive spirit and playful humor

and his last words proved he meant every lazy afternoon of it

Large distressed white text below reads "FISH EATERS

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