Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL A bordered rectangle below contains

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

" and "A FLY SPECK ON THE MAP

White arched text below reads "BOOZIN'

and Sophia have never looked more ready to fight crime—or at least sip cocktails under the Florida sun

Turns out silver bullets work better than a drunken posse

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL A bordered rectangle below containsTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.