Shermer High Detention Survivor - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Bold white block letters read

Bold white block letters read "AUTO PARTS" across the middle of the triangle

Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone at 2 AM

" The button-down shirt survives exactly long enough to maintain plausible deniability

but for the towns that needed them

Somehow a guy who peaked in tube socks built an empire on open hostility and health code violations

Shermer High Detention Survivor - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Bold white block letters readDetention at Shermer High is less a punishment and more a forced psychological autopsy where Vernon loses control of the room before lunch. Surviving that library means Bender got inside your head and you let him. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "SHERMER" in bold varsity block letters. Stacked below in the same weathered white collegiate typography, "HIGH" appears above "DETENTION" above "SURVIVOR," each