President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sacramento and toppling a galactic superpower

and toppling a galactic superpower with prehistoric siege weapons

Few cities that small dared compete at that level

Ricky's mom informing you of your own taste preferences with the unshakable confidence of someone whose casserole just moved on its own

becoming landmarks no one forgets

Named for one of Brooklyn's greatest sluggers

President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sacramento and toppling a galactic superpowerTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text