Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather and Verbal Kint made it

and Verbal Kint made it look like both

Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why

a Dracula figure in a cape

" Red block text at the bottom reads "MOTEL DRIVE AT OLIVE" and "FRESNO

Bold red italic text inside reads "Lips & Assholes" in a classic serif style

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather and Verbal Kint made itRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon