Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 a high-contrast black and white

a high-contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop-top hairstyles

Arched distressed white serif text reads "LIFT UP

and this roster runs deeper than any Eternian warrior

An Art Deco illustration of a tall spired tower with a vertical marquee spelling "BOWLING" in circular letter enclosures stands to the right

Scattered around the portrait are white and red-striped bowling pins

Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 a high-contrast black and whiteWooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words, and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza, rides, or questionable decisions. Gentle peer pressure never sounded so warmly persuasive. Inspired by Dazed and Confused. The Details: Distressed golden yellow block lettering in a chunky, retro bubble style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines. Weathered texture throughout the letters gives a