American Balled Eagle - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Live everyday like it's Pretzel

Live everyday like it's Pretzel Day

and the name Farkus in festive Christmas font

a woman with dark curly hair

Nobody questioned why their top performer listed "phone book research" under quarterly goals

Curved distressed white text along the bottom rocker reads "REBELS

American Balled Eagle - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Live everyday like it's PretzelSwapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American