Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt commando White uppercase text below reads

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

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Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

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Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt commando White uppercase text below readsJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading