Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green Smaller yellow outline bubble letters

Smaller yellow outline bubble letters below read "WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE

Mount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture

000-year ERA of zero makes every other reliever look like a liability

Brown cartoon Bigfoot in the classic Patterson-Gimlin stride wears a red

Orange text in parentheses below reads "(I LET MOM DO IT)

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green Smaller yellow outline bubble lettersAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."