Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt surf Leaving out milk and cookies

Leaving out milk and cookies is basically catering for your own burglar

but he bleeds and makes you feel stupid about it

with an ornamental flourish of intertwined lines and a small diamond shape beneath

Congregation didn't even flinch

Adulting runs on something

Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt surf Leaving out milk and cookiesPlausible deniability printed on cotton is the oldest move in the lake house playbook. Grandma sees a man who loves his speedboat, and everyone else at the cookout is biting through their lip trying not to lose it. The Details: Bold, rounded navy blue lettering reads "MOTOR BOATIN' SON" across two lines at the top. A navy blue line art illustration of a figure driving a speedboat with water spray trails behind it sits in the center. Matching navy text