Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Curved white serif text reads

Curved white serif text reads "LOS ANGELES

A gray illustration of a 19th-century batter in a wide stance is layered behind blue text reading "1877

one arm extended behind her

and classic comedy that never gets old

" A scroll at the bottom reads "TWO SHOTS TO WAKE UP BATS" above golden laurel branches

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Curved white serif text readsMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork