Fhloston Paradise - The Fifth Element - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed white block text arcs

Distressed white block text arcs above reading "FIRST HE'S GONNA SHIT

" flanked by "TRADE" and "MARK

Snooty gatekeepers fold every time confidence walks in wearing a leather jacket

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

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Fhloston Paradise - The Fifth Element - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed white block text arcsBooking a floating luxury cruise where the concierge dodges Mangalore gunfire between cocktail rounds really tests the brochure's promises. Korben never asked for this vacation, and neither did his luggage. Inspired by The Fifth Element. The Details: A retro travel poster style illustration depicts the Fhloston Paradise cruise ship silhouetted against a large orange disc flanked by white clouds. Distressed light blue block text reads "FHLOSTON" with