I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Women's T-Shirt montpelier Inspired by Poor Richard's Pub

Inspired by Poor Richard's Pub from The Office

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with larger serif lettering below reading "ARISTOCRATS" and "ESTABLISHED IN

flanked by two white five-pointed stars

A vintage cartoon lettuce character wearing a black top hat marked with a red "S" and a floating red halo strides forward in red shorts

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Women's T-Shirt montpelier Inspired by Poor Richard's PubPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU