Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Every other version leaves out

Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best

Negotiating with your own quadriceps at mile three like it's a hostage situation is apparently a hobby now

becoming sacred ground for the communities they raised

and entertainers from the 1940s through the 1960s

Dark blue retro script reads "Hummingbirds" with a swooping tail underline

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Every other version leaves outRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching