Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Fishing lures are the only

Fishing lures are the only socially acceptable way to tell the entire lake to go to hell

powdered sugar

and most people still stare at the finger like it owes them money

High-contrast white halftone portrait depicts Chet Donnelly with hands clasped near his chin

beside distressed white handwritten text reading "Since 1959

Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Fishing lures are the onlyRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,