Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A red cartoon baseball character

A red cartoon baseball character wearing a cap swings a bat

Calling yourself a "Giant Roller Rink" on North Harlem with free parking was peak mid-century confidence

Large distressed white block letters read "THE KUMITE" with yellow brushstroke text reading "TOURNAMENT" below

" White uppercase text below reads "BAR and GRILL

but nobody reads the terms of service

Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A red cartoon baseball characterSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.