Beach, Please! - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer yellow and teal text reads

yellow and teal text reads "OF PIÑATAS & PARTY SUPPLIES" above a small orange matador silhouette

Inspired by The Karate Kid

Arched distressed white serif text reads "LAS VEGAS" above light blue numbers "19" and "47" flanking a vintage cartoon cowboy chewing a straw and holding a baseball bat

" Distressed text reads "ESTABLISHED 1941" above "MERCED

Distressed white rounded bubble text reads "INTROVERTS" above "UNITE" in the same groovy 1970s-style lettering

Beach, Please! - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer yellow and teal text readsPunctuation invented plausible deniability, and a single comma is out here doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. A distressed vintage sunset just means you've been telling people off at the beach since 1987. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach, Please!" overlays a retro circular scene. A golden orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom, and a black silhouetted palm