Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L minus the part about underground

minus the part about underground opium labs and a prosthetic claw collection

filling the surrounding space

framed by a blue TV-screen glow

Cornfields remain undefeated

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L minus the part about undergroundSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"