Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie rt_a Posterized stencil-art illustration of Damon

Posterized stencil-art illustration of Damon Killian in a gray suit with both arms raised triumphantly

Distressed white horror-style text reads "GIVE ME

" with yellow dashed diagonal lines as accents

axe over shoulder

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie rt_a Posterized stencil-art illustration of DamonJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading