Dill Doe - Unisex Tank Top new year Snapping poultry cartilage somehow earned

Snapping poultry cartilage somehow earned its own comic book sound effect

A dark maroon illustration of a vertical pole sign spells "BOWL" on stacked box-shaped elements

KMG-365—you're cleared to wear it

Distressed burnt gold illustration of a stern owl perched on a baseball bat sits at the top

navy tricorn hat bearing a baseball

Dill Doe - Unisex Tank Top new year Snapping poultry cartilage somehow earnedNaturalists spent centuries cataloging every creature on earth and somehow missed a bumpy green pickle standing on four delicate hooves in the woods. The field guide entry is real formal for something nobody can say out loud at dinner. The Details: Green line illustration depicts a hybrid creature with a doe's head, ears, legs, and tail attached to a bumpy dill pickle body, standing on hooves. Green serif text below reads "THE RARE & ELUSIVE" above