Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Tank Top medford Large bold white block letters

Large bold white block letters below read "BDSM

Napping after Thanksgiving dinner is the only competitive sport where the training regimen is three plates of stuffing

Inspired by Goodfellas

White geometric post illustration rises at center with orange and yellow flame accents

Tan text near the bottom of the deck reads "SINCE 1955

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Tank Top medford Large bold white block lettersRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY