MISS THE EARTH, MISS MY WINE (OG's) 0mm BIGGER FRAMES

BIGGER FRAMES

Try these on your next run to be transported to Carl’s flamingo yacht

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik

But dad’s are punny

You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen

MISS THE EARTH, MISS MY WINE (OG's) 0mm BIGGER FRAMESI DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME These red arm, red lensed space shades will be the envy of every martian on Mars, and they will definitely have you missing your bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Luckily, youre still on earth and Trader Joes is probably around the corner. So, rover on over to your local wine shop, pick up a bottle (or two) and count your lucky stars you dont wake up with a hangover tomorrow (spoiler: you will). NO SLIP. NO