Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top smash the patriarchy If you trust that gnawing

If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma

if your daydreams often end with the sentiment "i love the 90s" this thoughtful 1990s grunge aesthetic tank is sure to brighten your day

This cat shirt is the perfect combination of humor and sass to help you wave goodbye to haters that are bringing you down

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Large 19 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits 10-12 year olds)

Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top smash the patriarchy If you trust that gnawingSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in